Greg Belmont is content with being ordinary. He's got a friend - that's just right, just one- at his fancy prep school, and a pretty cool dad (even if he is obsessed with organic soaps that smell like a mix of salted pork and Icelandic bog). The problem is, Greg isn't ordinary....he's actually an honest to goodness, fatastical Dwarf!
The truth emerges the day his dad brinds home a gross new tea - one that awakens bizarre abilities in Greg. With the help of some new friends and a talking ax, Greg discovers that the return of the magic once wielded by the Dwarves means big changes are afoot, escalating tensions wiht their sworn enemy; the Elves.  
338 pages, Paperback